There once was a man from West Vatchet,
Who tossed his best friend a red ratchet.
With a bang and a clout,
His best friend was knocked out,
He swore he was s'posed to catch it.
The Kookoo cluck bird of Shanoo
Will only dine now on shampoo
But conditioner came out
And the bird gave a shout
Now the butler is covered in poo
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Well, It's been nearly a month since I've last submitted, and I believe I need to write more. So this is gonna be my limerick practice dump deviation. Enjoy!
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